Friday, November 19, 2010

up on the soapbox

Dear LWH*,

Twice today I unknowingly followed behind one of you and was offended to be the one to clean up your mess. I was not amused. I mean, what if I had not been paying attention and had to find out the hard way that you were in there before me? Or worse yet, what if it was one of my children... my teeny tiny baby girl.
You people really ought to be ashamed. Please be more considerate of others.

Signed,
me



*Ladies Who Hover

4 comments:

lizzerd said...

that's just nasty!

Perryn said...

eeewww! there's no excuse for hovering! i mean, if you don't want to land and there are no proper paper protectors, for heaven's sake use your brains and improvise with the toilet paper instead!!!!!

Anita said...

preach on sister!

MJDMom said...

My favorite: If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie!