*Google: cheap, homemade Halloween costumes*
Hmm.... no good ideas. *scroll scroll*
It is so stupid that I wait til the last minute to plan costumes for the kids. *scroll scroll*
Wonder how late Procrastinators-R-Us is open? *scroll scroll*
Maybe the kids will want to stay at home this year. *scroll scroll*
What do I have on hand that would make a good costume?
*roll eyes* Now I feel like Adam Sandler, "Here this kitchen spatula can be part of your costume. 'HEY EVERYBODY, LOOKATMEEE, I'M CRAZY-KITCHEN-SPATULA-ARM MAN!' Nah. I don't think they will go for that."