I got #2 a navy blazer.... which he needed.........and a tie.... oh, and several things for myself.
And, because if I opened up an account, I saved another 15% on top of the 20% they took off for using the card for my day's purchase, which was on top of the 40-50% discount of the blowout sale items...... I was on top of the world. A Really. Smart. Shopper.
So, as I joyfully walked back into the house, gobs of seratonin coursing through my veins, I announced to King, "Hey, check it out, I SAVED two hundred and fifty dollars!!!"
I guess he just doesn't understand logic. Poor guy. You get it, though, right?