Dear 75 degrees,
I love you. I really do. But I must tell you that I do not love the company you have been keeping recently. That "wet dishcloth" friend of yours, what's her name? Humidity? Yeah, her. You need to dump that chick, she is a drag on our friendship!!
Until you come to your senses, I am going to keep my distance. When you realize she is no good for your popularity, and you finally get away from her, I will go out with you again.
Love,
:o) mg
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Dear 75,
Consider this an intervention. We, and I mean all friends and supporters of MG, cannot tolerate your hot moist blanket friend any longer. Humidity is driving us all to seek AC. Do you really want that?
MG,
You are one clever chick!
A
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