"Daddy, for breff-diss, I want Scrabble eggs."
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Me to #2: "Did you take a shower last night?"
#2: "No ma'am."
Me: "Well, better go ahead and take one this morning, since you wore your uniform last night." (When he got to football practice, he discovered it had been cancelled.)
#4: "Is that why it was so smelly in my room last night?"
1 comment:
out of the mouths of babes...
my girls occasionally ask for "strangled" eggs.
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