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Just the facts, ma'am.

• she was quite advanced in years
• her glasses had not been replaced since the early nineties (large frames!)
• had been to Wednesday night church service
• her hair was thin.... and blue
• her dress was blue polyester...with white flowers
• her husband, who pumped the gasoline for her moved v.e.r.y. s.l.o.w.l.y.
• she was sucking on a toothpick (must have gone to the Chinese place across the street)
• she had RED fingernails
• and a bluetooth hanging on her ear!!!!