black and white and red all over

Some lucky bastard could really have scored big time on America's Funniest Videos if they had've had a camera aimed in my direction this afternoon. I was wearing these great black, flowy pants like my friend Bia wears sometimes. They are so comfortable.

Did I mention they were flowy? As in wide-legged.... billowy. The kind of pants with legs that are so billowy and blowy-flowy that when you step up on the sidewalk with your left foot, half of the wide-leg blowy part is still where you started out.

(why am I not speaking in first person anymore?)

And then when you try to take a step with your right foot, the shoe gets tangled in the flowy-blowy-wide-billowy part from your left leg and you fall. Down. Down. Down... onto the pavement... scraping knees, wrists, hands, and ..... face.

Or at least that is what I do when I wear wide-legged, billowy, blowy-flowy black pants.

Sad thing is: this is the second time it has happened.

Wonder if they trip Bia up like that?